How are the kids?

Daffy Duck or Jeff Goldblum?

Same here Fiona

Texas Cat

Coke is talkin' shit

Does it though?

Being Nice Sucks

I'm nice

Goddamn I'm old

Burnt Toast

Done Yet?

The Day After

You're doing it wrong!

Just 1 more episode

Nope all around

Wine Punch


Stop driving asshole!

Kids cleaning their room

When he does that thing you like

I guess it could


Absolutely NO Rick Dicks

Who do you call?

Dinosaur Free Work Place

Not Where a phone belongs

Minding My Own Business


Never too late to go emo

Vacation underwear

Nice Placement

Bean Holders?

Dog Wins

Trying to Dress a Toddler


Dad Signs

Raining Pizza

Rubber Pencil Thingy

Better View

Hero Cow

I won

Something that doesn't require work

When I get to work

Not Funny

Got my Resume ready

Warrior Unicorn

Not even mad

Being Productive

Why Hello

A Group of Pill Pushers!